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CONSOLIDATED JOY DISTRIBUTION CO.

GLOBAL PURVEYORS OF HEART-EASING MIRTH

JOY DEVELOPMENT LABS · FIELD TRIAL №1

He just wants to bounce.

A little guy who lives on your desktop and lets you treat it like a playground. He bounces off your windows, gets lost in your folder icons, and dunks in your Recycle Bin for points. Need more balls? Put your friends' balls on your desktop in multiplayer, and send your balls to theirs.

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About

Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. is a micro studio making delightful novelties. Our mission is to supply heart-easing mirth to households worldwide. Stress Buddy is our first product, launching on Steam in June 2026.

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CONSOLIDATED JOY DISTRIBUTION CO.

FY26 · Q1 · INTERIM REPORT TO SHAREHOLDERS

Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. continues to execute against the FY26 Joy Operating Plan with disciplined focus on shareholder delight and heart-easing-mirth throughput.

Q1 Highlights

Joy-units shipped: 2.1M (+13.7% YoY)
Per-capita catharsis: 4.3 units, ahead of plan by 9.4%
Cross-asset joy synergy index: 1.47 (vs. plan: 1.31)
Net Mirth Score (NMS): +52 (+8 pts YoY)

The Board remains optimistic.

* Joy metrics are non-GAAP measures. Reconciliation available upon written request to the Office of the Chairman.