conjoy.co — Consolidated Joy Distribution Co.

CONSOLIDATED JOY DISTRIBUTION CO.

GLOBAL PURVEYORS OF HEART-EASING MIRTH

JOY DEVELOPMENT LABS · FIELD TRIAL №1

He just wants to bounce.

A stress-relief ball that lives on your desktop. Bounce it, throw it around, and let it keep you company while you work. Bored in a video call? Stuck on writer's block? Unlock and play with a variety of different balls, solo or in multiplayer.

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About

Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. is a micro studio making delightful novelties. Our mission is to supply heart-easing mirth to households worldwide. Stress Buddy is our first product, launching on Steam in June 2026.

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CONSOLIDATED JOY DISTRIBUTION CO.

FY26 · Q1 · INTERIM REPORT TO SHAREHOLDERS

Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. continues to execute against the FY26 Joy Operating Plan with disciplined focus on shareholder delight and heart-easing-mirth throughput.

Q1 Highlights

Joy-units shipped: 2.1M (+13.7% YoY)
Per-capita catharsis: 4.3 units, ahead of plan by 9.4%
Cross-asset joy synergy index: 1.47 (vs. plan: 1.31)
Net Mirth Score (NMS): +52 (+8 pts YoY)

The Board remains optimistic.

* Joy metrics are non-GAAP measures. Reconciliation available upon written request to the Office of the Chairman.