Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. — Supplying the world with unforgettable experiences

Our first product

Stress Buddy

He just wants to bounce.

A little guy who lives on your desktop and treats it like a playground. He bounces off your windows, dunks in your Recycle Bin, and visits your friends' desktops. He's still just a little guy.

About

conjoy.co — short for Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. — is a small studio making joyful, novel software. No subscriptions, no notifications hounding you, no dark patterns. Stress Buddy is our first product. More on the way.

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All our announcements — playtests, betas, what we're building next — go out on Discord. Come hang out.

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Corporate

CONSOLIDATED JOY DISTRIBUTION CO.

FY26 · Q3 · INTERIM REPORT TO SHAREHOLDERS

Consolidated Joy Distribution Co. continues to execute against the FY26 Joy Operating Plan with disciplined focus on shareholder value and unit-joy throughput.

Q3 Highlights

  • Joy distribution units shipped: up
  • Per-capita catharsis: up
  • Synergy leverage across joy production assets: up
  • Stakeholder sentiment: favorable

The Board remains optimistic.